pack attack

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A pack attack is when two drunks try to see who can chug a whole 12 pack of beer first, like they’re trying to die before lunch.

My cousin and his buddy had a pack attack at the party and ended up puking on the pizza.

At the bar, two guys had a pack attack and one passed out on the floor.

My brother tried to beat me in a pack attack, but I won and he cried.

A pack attack is when a bunch of guys corner a girl and try to gang-rape her because they think they're cool.

At the club, three guys did a pack attack on my friend and she had to run out.

My sister got a pack attack at the mall and now she hates boys.

My neighbor’s son did a pack attack on some girl and got kicked out of school.

A pack attack is when a group of people surround one person and beat the hell out of them like they’re the last person on Earth.

At the park, a group of guys did a pack attack on this poor kid and he cried the whole way home.

My friend got a pack attack from a bunch of trolls at the bus stop.

During the game, the whole team did a pack attack on the other team’s star player.

A savage pack attack is when hot, drunk guys beat the hell out of someone because they think it’s a way to look cool and maybe get in trouble.

That savage pack attack at the bar got the cops called and now everyone’s in trouble.

My cousin got a savage pack attack because he said he hated their beer.

The savage pack attack at the party was so wild, the DJ had to stop the music.

A pack attack is when you have one finger in the pink and two fingers in the stink, like you’re the king of the toilet.

My friend did a pack attack in the bathroom and got caught by the teacher.

At the party, I did a pack attack and everyone laughed at me.

My brother did a pack attack during the game and got kicked out.

A snack pack sack attack is when a guy puts his balls in a snack pack and then tries to feed it to a girl, like it’s some kind of weird love ritual.

My friend did a snack pack sack attack on his crush and it was the worst thing ever.

At the school dance, some guy did a snack pack sack attack and got laughed at.

I tried a snack pack sack attack on my crush, and it ended with me crying.