Pack and pee time

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This is when you dump your day into a bag and take a leak like you’re trying to beat a world record.
I packed my desk like it was a crime scene and peed so fast I almost broke the toilet.
Pack and pee time hit me like a punch to the gut. I had to pee like I was on fire.
At pack and pee time, I threw my stuff in my bag and peed like I was trying to flood the bathroom.
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It’s the last 10 minutes of your day, and you’re too tired to think, so you just pack and pee like a madman.
I packed my stuff like I was leaving for good and peed like I was trying to drown the toilet.
Pack and pee time came and I packed like a tornado hit my desk and peed like I was on a mission.
At pack and pee time, I packed like I was escaping prison and peed like I was trying to start a war.
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This is when you start packing your stuff and take a leak because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
I packed my stuff like I was leaving Earth and peed like I was trying to beat the world record.
Pack and pee time hit me like a slap. I packed and peed like I was trying to save my soul.
At pack and pee time, I packed like I was going on a trip and peed like I was trying to fill the sink.
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