Pack and a Half

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A Pack and a Half is a tiny weenie that's barely bigger than a pencil eraser. It’s so small, it might as well be a magic trick that disappears during sex.
My guy’s got a Pack and a Half. He’s like a shrimp in a sock.
She said, 'I could do this with a toothpick.'
He tried to impress me. I laughed. I still do.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pack and a Half is the size of a mini marshmallow. It’s so weak, it can’t even fight for dominance in a hot dog stand.
He’s got a Pack and a Half. I bet he’s the backup guy at the buffet.
She said, 'I’ve had bigger on my pizza.'
He’s like a raisin trying to be a grape.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pack and a Half is a cock so small, it’s basically a side dish. It’s like the tiny brother of a full-grown man’s weenie.
He’s got a Pack and a Half. I’ve seen bigger in a dog’s mouth.
She asked, 'Did you bring the snack?'
He’s like a mini donut in a world of full-sized ones.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pack and a Half is a pecker that’s barely bigger than a chicken nugget. It’s like the little brother who never grows up.
His Pack and a Half is like a chicken nugget. I’ve had bigger in a sandwich.
She said, 'I’ve had better in a bag of chips.'
He’s like a toddler trying to be a man.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pack and a Half is a wiener so small, it’s like the guy forgot to bring his pants. It’s barely there, and it’s barely worth it.
He’s got a Pack and a Half. It’s like he forgot to wear his pants.
She said, 'I could’ve done that with a pencil.'
He’s like the guy who shows up late to the party.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pack and a Half is a member so puny, it’s basically a side note in a love story. It’s like the guy who’s always in the background.
He’s got a Pack and a Half. It’s like he’s the extra in the movie.
She said, 'I could’ve had a better lead role.'
He’s like the guy who’s always forgotten.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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