Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your friend or that guy from class does something so bad it’s like they painted the town pink and then set it on fire. You grab your bags and run because staying means you’ll get dragged down too.

'Pack your shit, we’re leaving before the cops show up.'

'You broke the law? Pack your shit and let’s go.'

'He stole the principal’s car. Pack your shit and let’s go.'

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2

To pack someone’s shit is to shove your junk up their butt like you’re trying to stuff a whole pizza in there.

'You think you’re tough? I’ll pack your shit and you’ll cry.'

'He tried to kiss me. I packed his shit and ran.'

'She packed my shit so hard I got a headache.'

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3

The guy who’s doing the pushing in the butt fight. He’s the one with the energy and the guts.

'He was the one doing the pushing. I was just there for the fun.'

'You were the one doing the pushing. I was the one screaming.'

'He packed my shit and I got a rash.'

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4

When you want to have some butt sex and you don’t care if it’s the middle of the day or the middle of the night.

'We had a little butt sex in the library.'

'He asked me to pack his shit in the middle of math class.'

'We had sex in the park and no one saw.'

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5

When you’re so scared you can’t even poop and your butt is like a trapped animal.

'I was so scared I couldn’t poop. My butt was like a scared cat.'

'He scared me so bad my butt locked up.'

'She got constipated from the scream.'

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6

When you trip, face plant, and then realize the pavement is the new best friend you never asked for.

'I tripped and hit the pavement like it was my ex.'

'He face-planted and then cried.'

'She tripped and the pavement laughed at her.'

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7

When you’re so sad you throw a fit and then pack your shit like you’re leaving for good.

'I threw a fit and packed my shit like I was moving to Mars.'

'He packed his shit and left the room.'

'She was sad and threw a fit in the hallway.'

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