Pack a Putin

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When you kick your toe and then yell at the whole world like it owes you money

I stubbed my toe and screamed at the moon like it was my ex.

My foot hurt so bad I told Russia to eat nuclear fire.

I tripped over my dog and threatened the entire planet with doom.

When you get mad at your foot and then start a war with everyone

My toe was angry, so I started a war with my brother.

I stubbed my toe and now the world is in chaos.

I yelled at my foot and the United Nations called me.

When you hurt your toe so bad you punch the sky and blame the president

My toe was so sore I punched the sky and called the president a f***ing idiot.

I stubbed my toe and blamed the president for my pain.

I kicked my toe and then yelled at the sky like it was Putin.