Pack a picnic

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To shove your balls into someone else's butt like you're trying to get a free meal at a buffet.
My cousin packed a picnic so hard he got a coupon for a free taco.
At the park, my friend packed a picnic and got a free soda from the vendor.
My dog packed a picnic and now he eats twice as much.
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When a girl gets off by putting her hand in her pants like she's trying to find a lost sock.
My sister packed a picnic and got a free bubble bath from her boyfriend.
My mom packed a picnic and now she can't stop humming.
My neighbor packed a picnic and got a free pizza from the delivery guy.
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What Rhode Islanders say when they're about to make a 20-minute drive and then end up stuck in traffic for three hours.
My friend packed a picnic and now he's stuck in traffic because of a spilled coffee.
My cousin packed a picnic and ended up in a car crash.
My dad packed a picnic and got a free donut from the gas station.
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