Pack a hammer

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Packing a hammer is when you jam a big wad of snuff so deep between your lip and gums it feels like your mouth is getting a wedgie.
My grandpa packs a hammer so hard, his face turns purple and he starts cussing the whole town.
I packed a hammer so tight, my dog walked up to me and said 'you look like a soggy biscuit.'
She packed a hammer so fierce, the snuff nearly bit her tongue.
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When you stuff so much chew in your bottom lip it’s like your lip is trying to commit suicide.
My uncle packs a hammer so much, his lip is getting a second job.
That kid packed a hammer so full, his lip looked like a sausage link.
She packed a hammer so hard, her lip was about to break out in a hula dance.
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Getting your butt drilled by a meaty cock like it’s your full-time job and you love every second of it.
He got packed a hammer so good, he thought he was in a sausage factory.
She packed a hammer so hard, her butt was screaming for mercy.
That guy packed a hammer so fierce, he nearly broke the bed.
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