pack-a-day chewer

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a human who eats every piece of gum in a pack like it's their last meal

I finished my whole pack of gum while binge-watching cat videos

That pack of gum didn't stand a chance against my hunger

I chewed so much gum I think my mouth is going to explode

someone who chews gum so much their face looks like it's been glued on

I chewed gum for 10 hours straight and now my face is stuck in a permanent grin

My jaw is sore from chewing gum all day

I look like a raccoon with a mouth full of glue

a person who lives off gum like it's their main source of food

I ate a whole pack of gum for breakfast

I survived the day on just gum and coffee

Gum is my life and I will not be denied