Pack a Beatdown

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To give someone the worst beating they ever had, like they were born to be hit

My cousin got packed a beatdown after he stole my last slice of pizza.

I saw my dog get packed a beatdown because he ate my homework.

My teacher packed a beatdown on me for talking too much in class.

To hit someone so hard they think they’re in a war zone and it’s just Monday

My brother got packed a beatdown because he forgot my birthday.

My friend got packed a beatdown for cheating on a test.

My mom packed a beatdown on me for eating the last donut.

To beat someone up so bad they might need a doctor and a therapist

I got packed a beatdown because I laughed at my brother’s bad joke.

My neighbor got packed a beatdown for parking in my spot.

My pet got packed a beatdown for knocking over my cereal.

To beat someone up like they owe you money and you’re not in the mood to wait

My friend got packed a beatdown because he didn’t invite me to his party.

My dog got packed a beatdown for chewing my shoes.

My brother got packed a beatdown for stealing my lunch.

To hit someone so hard they might need a stretcher and a new attitude

My dad got packed a beatdown because he yelled at my mom.

I got packed a beatdown for not doing my chores.

My cat got packed a beatdown for knocking over my coffee.

To give someone a beating so bad they wish they were on vacation and not in the middle of it

My cousin got packed a beatdown for eating my favorite candy.

My friend got packed a beatdown for not helping me with my math.

My dog got packed a beatdown for barking all night.