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a human version of a broken toaster.
He tried to make toast and spilled coffee on my laptop.
He said he was a genius, then fell into a puddle.
He tried to text me and sent a picture of a cat wearing a hat.
PacJohn
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the reason why the moon is sad.
He tried to sing and it sounded like a dying cow.
He said he was a king, then cried in a bathroom.
He tried to fix my phone and made it explode.
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a human that thinks he's a superhero but isn't.
He tried to save the day and got stuck in a vending machine.
He said he was invincible, then tripped over a chair.
He tried to fly and fell into a pool.