pacito

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A tiny human that looks like a baby unicorn but acts like a tiny monster who thinks he owns the world and your sanity.

My pacito just kicked my face off a couch and said 'I am the king of the snacks.'

He drew on my mom's face with crayons and laughed like a hyena.

He tried to eat my phone and cried when it didn't taste like pizza.

A little kid who looks like a puppy but has the attitude of a angry raccoon who just got stepped on.

He screamed at me for 10 minutes because I used the wrong color crayon.

He tried to take my Xbox and cried when I wouldn't let him.

He drew on my wall and said it was a 'masterpiece.'

A mini human who is cute but also a pain in the ass and will probably be the reason you lose your mind at some point.

He told me he was 'married to the couch' and wouldn't come out until I gave him candy.

He drew on my forehead and laughed like it was the best joke ever.

He tried to eat my hair and said it was 'the best snack ever.'