Pacist

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A Pacist is a fan who thinks a player is awesome just because they have good stats, even if their team is slow as hell and they’re probably just lucky.
I don’t care that he only scored 10 points. He’s on a fast team! Everyone else is a slowpoke!
That guy got 20 rebounds, but his team only played 80 games. He’s a fraud!
He had 5 assists, but his team moved like molasses. That’s not real teamwork!
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A Pacist is like a pencil king who thinks wooden pencils are the best and makes lead pencils feel like they’re in the bottom of the class.
Wooden pencils are the kings of the desk. Lead pencils are just pencil trash.
I hate lead pencils. They’re like the nerds of the pencil world.
Wooden pencils don’t need no lead. They’re already fancy enough!
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A Pacist is someone who’s so worried about getting a hard-on in public they might as well be wearing a billboard.
I can’t go to the mall. I’ll be embarrassed if I get a hard-on in front of everyone.
He got a boner in the grocery store. Now he’s a legend in the neighborhood.
She’s so anxious about getting a hard-on in public she avoids going to church.
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