pacism

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A sneaky belief that being fast makes you better and that slow people are just lazy failures who need to speed up or get out of the way.

My cousin thinks I’m a slug because I take 10 minutes to brush my teeth.

My boss yelled at me for taking 2 seconds to reply to a text.

My friend’s mom called me a 'glacial retard' for walking to school.

The idea that being rushed is the only way to be cool and that slow people are just sad, out-of-shape, old people who can’t handle life.

My uncle said I’d never be a success because I take 5 minutes to tie my shoes.

My gym teacher called me a 'slowpoke' for not doing 10 push-ups in 30 seconds.

My friend’s dad said I was a 'turtle in a race' for eating my lunch slowly.

An annoying need to scream at people for moving too slow and think you’re the king of the world because you can walk and talk at the same time.

My dad yelled at me for taking 2 minutes to answer the door.

My teacher called me a 'slugbrain' for taking 3 seconds to finish a math problem.

My friend’s brother told me I was a 'snail in a marathon' for walking to the store.