Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dirty joke with a quick punch to the gut for people who like to tease and make others feel like trash

'You ever seen a chicken wearing pants?' 'No.' 'Then why are you?' 😏

DM: 'You’re cute, but I’ve had worse.'

At the bus stop: 'You look like you just ran a marathon and lost.'

2

A rude comment that comes out of nowhere to make someone look like a fool and feel like a loser

'You look like you’ve been hit by a truck and a goat.'

Text: 'You’re not ugly. You’re just… wrong.'

In class: 'You’re not dumb. You’re just… lazy.'

3

A bold, smelly remark that hits like a slap and makes people laugh at you like you’re a joke

'You smell like old socks and regret.'

At the gym: 'You’re not fat. You’re just… proud.'

In the lunchroom: 'You’re not weird. You’re just… loud.'

4

A dirty remark that comes fast and makes you feel like everyone is laughing at you in slow motion

'You look like you just ate a whole pizza and cried.'

Text: 'You’re not short. You’re just… stuck.'

In the hallway: 'You’re not dumb. You’re just… slow.'

5

A smart-ass comment that lands like a kick and makes you feel like you're the joke in the room

'You look like you just fought a chicken and lost.'

DM: 'You’re not ugly. You’re just… stubborn.'

In class: 'You’re not dumb. You’re just… tired.'