Pacino

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The most awesome actor alive. Everyone else is just faking it.
@Pacino is the only one who can make me cry during a movie. Everyone else just makes me laugh at their bad acting.
I saw Pacino in a commercial and it felt like the movie Gods had come to Earth.
My dog thinks Pacino is the king of the world. He barks at every picture of him.
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A famous actor who looked really good as a gangster in Miami, even if he was just a loud Italian guy.
Pacino in Scarface made me want to move to Miami and start a gang. I’m not even Cuban.
He played a gangster so well, my teacher thought he was the real deal.
Pacino’s Scarface is the reason I started calling my little brother Tony Montana.
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A loud Italian guy who’s so loud, he probably woke up the neighbors.
My uncle is a rip for a short, loud Italian person. He yells at the TV and the pizza man.
My friend’s cousin is a rip. He screams at his mom every time he eats.
My neighbor’s dog is a rip. It barks at the mailman like it’s Tony Montana.
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Lifting someone like they're a bag of chips with just one hand and grabbing them by the crotch.
My dad can lift me by the crotch with one hand. I don’t even know how he does it.
My brother tried to lift my mom by the crotch and fell over. It was hilarious.
My teacher once lifted my desk by the crotch. I still don’t know why.
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The puffy bags under your eyes when you're old and tired, like Pacino.
My mom’s eyes look like Pacino’s after she works 12 hours a day.
I have bags under my eyes from staying up watching Pacino movies.
My dog has bags under his eyes from eating too many treats.
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A barber from Queens who cuts hair for celebrities and invented a whole app to teach people how to cut hair.
Pacino cuts hair for celebrities. I just cut hair for my little brother.
He made an app about haircuts. I made an app about pizza.
He travels the world to teach people how to cut hair. I travel the world to eat pizza.
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One of the best actors alive, right next to De Niro, and Brando was the one who started it all.
Pacino and De Niro are like brothers in the acting world. I wish I had brothers like that.
Brando started it all. Pacino and De Niro just kept it going.
If Brando wasn’t there, there wouldn’t be a Pacino. That’s just how it works.
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