Pacing Error

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A stupid mistake in a relationship where one person is like 'let’s get married tomorrow' while the other is still trying to figure out how to brush their teeth.

'We should move in together next week!' 'Wait, I still live with my mom.'

'You want a kid already? I just got a job!'

'Let’s elope!' 'I don’t even have a passport.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone tries to rush a relationship so hard it feels like they're trying to jump start a dead battery with a banana.

'I’m in love! Let’s get engaged!' 'We’ve been dating for two weeks.'

'Let’s have a baby!' 'I can’t even remember my own phone number.'

'I’m moving in next Friday!' 'I haven’t even unpacked my suitcase yet.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A dating mistake so bad it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck and then left in the sun.

'We should be married by next Tuesday!' 'I don’t even know your favorite pizza.'

'Let’s have a kid right now!' 'I haven’t even finished my coffee.'

'I’m moving in today!' 'I didn’t even bring a toothbrush.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When one person is trying to fast-forward the relationship like it’s a movie and the other is still in the first scene.

'Let’s get married!' 'We haven’t even gone on a real date yet.'

'I’m moving in this weekend!' 'I still live with my parents.'

'We should have a baby right now!' 'I can’t even tie my shoes.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A mistake made in dating where one person thinks they’re in a romance novel and the other is just trying to survive.

'Let’s get married!' 'I still like my ex.'

'We should have a baby!' 'I still don’t know my own name.'

'I’m moving in today!' 'I still live with my dog.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago