pacin

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When something makes you want to scream and throw your phone at a wall.
My mom called me at 2 AM to tell me my dog ate my homework.
The guy in front of me at the grocery store took the last bag of chips.
My teacher said I failed the test because I drew a mustache on the principal.
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When you’re so mad you could punch a baby and feel good about it.
My friend ate the last slice of pizza and didn’t even apologize.
My dad said I was too short to play basketball.
My dog peed on my brand new shoes.
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When you're so frustrated you could throw your cereal at someone and eat it in the process.
My brother took my video game and said he was going to beat me.
I got a B+ on my math test and I was crying.
My mom said I had to clean my room before I could watch TV.
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When you’re so angry you could curse the sky and hope it rains on your enemy.
My teacher gave me detention for drawing on the desk.
My friend told everyone my secret.
My dog barked at my neighbor’s cat for 10 minutes straight.
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