Pacify her

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Make her shut up so you can keep your stupid lies going and pretend you're not a total fraud.
He texted her a photo of his dog and said it was the best lie he ever told.
She asked why he was late, and he said, 'I was stuck in traffic... and also in a lie.'
He told her he was working late, but she knew he was at the bar with his ex.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Tell her enough junk so she stops screaming and thinks you're not a complete failure.
He told her he had a meeting, but she knew he was at the bar again.
He said he was studying, but she saw him on TikTok at 2 AM.
He told her he was tired, but she knew he was with his ex.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Feed her fake stories so she doesn’t rip your face off and thinks you’re still cool.
He told her he was working late, but she saw him at the mall with his ex.
He said he had a headache, but she knew he was out partying.
He told her he was busy, but she saw him on a date with his ex.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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