Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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I’ll punch you and lie to myself saying it’s not normal until I pass out from my own stupidity.

My brother bit me and said it was just a nibble. He passed out after I threw a couch at him.

I kicked my dog and told myself I was just training him. He bit me back and I passed out.

My mom slapped me and said it was just a greeting. I fell asleep on the floor.

I’ll hit you and pretend it’s not normal until I fall asleep from my own embarrassment.

I threw a plate at my friend and told myself I was just being dramatic. I fell asleep in the hallway.

I yelled at my teacher and said it was just a normal day. I passed out in my chair.

I bit my friend and said it was just a snack. I fell asleep on the floor.

I’ll beat you up and convince myself it’s normal until I pass out from my own stupidity.

I punched my little brother and said I was just warming up. I passed out on the couch.

I hit my dad and said it was just a hello. I passed out in the hallway.

I kicked my sister and told myself it was just a game. I passed out on the floor.