Pacifisting

When you invite the timid, quiet, office clerk who wouldn’t punch a parking meter and she ends up getting so wasted she tackles you in a bar and proceeds to punch your face for two hours.

A person who thinks fighting is the worst idea ever and would rather cry about it than throw a punch.

A person who thinks you should never hit anyone and would rather be a doormat than a dragon.

Someone who thinks fighting is bad and would rather argue about it than slug you.

The best pacifist who everyone else looks up to and says 'I wish I was that cool.'

An American thinks it’s a terrorist. A regular person thinks it’s a good idea.

Someone who thinks fighting is wrong and would rather be a chicken than a monster.