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when a so-called peace lover throws a fist like they're trying to break a bone and make it public.

My yoga teacher punched me in the face during meditation. I’m still trying to find inner peace.

The guy who said ‘no violence’ screamed ‘I’ll kill you’ and kicked my ass.

She told me to ‘love thy neighbor’ then elbowed me into the wall.

a person who says ‘I don’t want to fight’ then hits you like you owe them money.

He said ‘let’s talk it out’ then headbutted me into a chair.

My friend claimed to be a pacifist, then threw me out of a window.

She said ‘no need for violence’ then bit my ear off.

a punch from someone who thinks peace is just a word they can ignore when it’s convenient.

My pastor said ‘peace be with you’ then threw me out of the church.

He told me to ‘turn the other cheek’ then punched me in the gut.

She said ‘love is all you need’ then kicked my ass into next week.

when a peace lover decides to be a bully and hits you with all the force of a angry toddler.

My teacher said ‘we can solve this’ then hit me with a ruler.

He told me ‘don’t be mean’ then screamed ‘I’ll be mean to you’ and tackled me.

She said ‘we can be friends’ then bit my arm off.

a punch from someone who thinks peace is just a fancy word for not having to do work.

My boss said ‘let’s be peaceful’ then threw me out of the office.

He told me ‘no need for chaos’ then yelled ‘chaos is coming’ and hit me.

She said ‘we don’t need violence’ then dragged me across the floor.

a punch from a fake peace lover who thinks hitting you is a way to prove a point.

My friend said ‘peace is important’ then punched me in the face for no reason.

He told me ‘no need to fight’ then started a street brawl.

She said ‘we can be calm’ then screamed and kicked my leg.