Pacifist Run

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When you play a game where you get to kill stuff but you refuse to kill anything and act like you're some kind of holy warrior just because you don't want to get your hands dirty.
I finished the whole game without killing one enemy. I’m a god, you’re a mess.
I beat the final boss by talking it to death. No blood. No guts. Just a bunch of nonsense.
I refused to kill the squirrel. It was a moral dilemma.
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When you play through an entire game and don’t touch a sword, a gun, or even a chicken. You just stand there like a confused potato.
I spent 30 hours in this game and didn’t kill anything. I’m a walking embarrassment.
I didn’t even throw a punch. I just watched the enemy cry.
I got through the whole game by begging the monsters to leave me alone.
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When you finish a game by just talking, dodging, or using the most annoying power-up ever. You're not a killer. You're just a drama queen.
I beat the game by yelling at the boss until it gave up. It was a nightmare.
I didn’t even use a weapon. I just talked my way out of every fight.
I used a magic spell that made everything laugh. It was the worst strategy ever.
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