Pacifispic

I saw a pacifispic eating three whole adobo plates and still had room for rice.

My cousin is a pacifispic. He talks about his day for two hours straight.

That pacifispic just ordered six different kinds of siopao. I’m not even hungry anymore.

My uncle is a pacifispic. He showed up at my wedding and cried during the cake cutting.

That pacifispic called me at 3 AM to tell me about his dog’s diet.

I’m related to a pacifispic. That’s why I know what happened to my great-grandma’s pig.

That pacifispic just told me their entire life story during my lunch break.

My neighbor is a pacifispic. She yells at the mailman like he owes her money.

I asked my friend how they were. They said, 'I’m a pacifispic, so I’m fine, but my mom’s not.'