Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

That cheap beer Mexicans drink when they're too broke to buy real stuff and it tastes like regret.

My cousin drank Pacifico and said it tasted like his ex's hair.

I drank Pacifico and it tasted like my lunch.

My dog drank Pacifico and now he's sad.

2

A west-coast person who thinks they're better than everyone else because of the ocean.

My west-coast friend said the ocean made him better than me.

My neighbor from the west coast said the ocean made her rich.

My west-coast cousin thinks the ocean makes him cool.

3

A prayer you scream when you're about to die and you're too lazy to do anything else.

I screamed 'Lord save us all' when I fell off my bike.

My mom said 'Lord save us all' when she saw my grades.

My dog screamed 'Lord save us all' when I dropped a sandwich on him.

4

A roblox game where you drive cars and get jobs, but it's still stupid and it updated yesterday.

I played Pacifico and got a job as a pizza chef.

My brother played Pacifico and got a car.

My sister played Pacifico and it updated again.

5

A cute guy from southern Italy who probably has a bad tan and likes pasta.

My friend from southern Italy said he likes pasta and has a bad tan.

I saw a guy from southern Italy and he looked like my uncle.

My cousin from southern Italy said he eats pasta every day.