Pacificing

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When your friend says they need to pee and comes back so late you’re ready to start a war with their bladder

My buddy said he’d be five minutes. He came back at 2 a. m. I was ready to murder him.

My mom said she was going to the bathroom. She came back at 3 p. m. I think she was hiding from the IRS.

I told my sister I was going to the store. I came back at 11 p. m. I was out of my mind.

A bunch of wimps who think peace is the only way to win, even when they’re getting their brains blown out

My brother is a pacifist. He got drafted and refused to fight. He got drafted again.

My neighbor is a pacifist. He refused to fight in WWII. He got drafted three times.

My teacher is a pacifist. She told the class they should all die like dogs instead of fighting.

A dumbass word that an idiot uses when they want to say something specific but they can’t spell or think straight

He said, ‘I’m going to the Pacific.’ I said, ‘You mean specific?’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to the Pacific.’

She said, ‘I want to go to the Pacific.’ I said, ‘You mean specific?’ She said, ‘No, I want to go to the Pacific.’

He said, ‘I’m going to Pacific.’ I said, ‘You mean specific?’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to Pacific.’

All the countries around the Pacific Ocean like Papua New Guinea, the West Coast of America, and every other place that isn’t Europe or Asia

Papua New Guinea is a Pacific nation. They live in the jungle. They also live in the Pacific.

California is a Pacific nation. They have beaches and lots of surfers.

Australia is a Pacific nation. They have kangaroos and also the Pacific.

A silly way of spelling 'specifically' used by people who think they're cool or smart, even though they aren’t

He said, ‘I’m going to the Pacific.’ I said, ‘You mean specifically?’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to the Pacific.’

She said, ‘I want to go to Pacific.’ I said, ‘You mean specifically?’ She said, ‘No, I want to go to Pacific.’

He said, ‘I’m going to Pacific.’ I said, ‘You mean specifically?’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to Pacific.’

When everything is calm and quiet, like when you’re getting ready to fall asleep and the world is just chill

The battle was over. The day was calm. It was peaceful.

The war was done. The world was calm. It was peaceful.

The fight was finished. The night was calm. It was peaceful.

The best WWII show ever made by HBO, with guys who look like they just got out of a jail cell and are still mad about it

I watched Pacific. It was the best show ever. The guys looked like they were ready to kill someone.

I watched Pacific. It was the best show. The guys looked like they were ready to murder someone.

I watched Pacific. It was the best show ever. The guys looked like they were ready to die.