Pacifica

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P-town is a place where 75% of the people are white, and the rest are just there to suffer. Kids party like it's the end of the world, smoke weed, take ecstasy, and drink until they puke. They say stupid things like 'hella fool' and 'can't even do it.' It's basically The OC, but with less sun and more regret.
"I'm so hella fool right now, I can't even do it.", @PacificaPartyGirl
"Why is there no public transportation? I can't even walk to the store.", @PacificaRant
"I took ecstasy and now I'm crying in my cereal.", @PacificaHighSchooler
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Pacifica is a NorCal town that takes its shopping seriously. They don't need fake stuff from anywhere else. Kids get drunk, smoke weed, and throw wild parties that last all summer. They say 'slaps,' 'hella fool,' and 'can't even do it' so much it's annoying.
"I got slaps at the party, and now I can't even walk.", @PacificaPartyKiddo
"Why do we have to say 'hella fool' every time?", @PacificaTeen
"The real NorCal shop is the only thing that matters.", @PacificaLocal
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A Pacifica is a fancy, confident woman who thinks she’s the best. She’s smart, funny, and loyal. She’s also a bit indecisive and sometimes talks about Tanya’s like it’s a religion.
"I’m not indecisive, I’m just a Pacifica.", @PacificaGoddess
"Tanya’s is the only place I can be happy.", @PacificaChic
"I’m a Pacifica, and I don’t take nonsense from anyone.", @PacificaQueen
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Pacifica is a cold, boring place with no transportation and no fun. The people there are racist, and they hate everyone who isn't white. It's a terrible place to raise kids unless you want them to be sad, bored, and mad all the time.
"Why do I have to live in Pacifica? It's the worst.", @PacificaRacist
"My kid is depressed, and it's all because of Pacifica.", @PacificaMom
"I would rather live in the ocean than Pacifica.", @PacificaSurfer
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Pacifica is a weird universe where humans are gone and Mr. Clean sponges are in charge. They clean everything and don’t take any nonsense. You know it’s a weird place when the sponges rule the world.
"Mr. Clean sponges are the best rulers ever.", @PacificaSpongeFan
"Why do sponges rule the world?", @PacificaWeirdo
"I live in a universe where sponges are in charge.", @PacificaSpongeLover
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Pacifica is a rich, stuck-up girl from Gravity Falls who thinks she's better than everyone. She was a bad guy at first, but then she became friends with Dipper and Mabel. Now she's just a snobby girl with a llama obsession.
"I’m rich, snobby, and I have a llama. What more could you want?", @PacificaRichGirl
"I became friends with Dipper and Mabel. Who knew?", @PacificaLlamaLover
"I don’t need friends, I just need a llama.", @PacificaSnob
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