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The total void of life that hits you at 3 a. m. when your brain is still wide awake but your body wants to die and all the servers you’re yelling at are taking a nap. You’re the last person on Earth and no one gives a damn.
'Bro, I tried to log in and the game was offline. It’s like the entire world is asleep and I’m just yelling at a wall.'
'I was trying to stream and no one was watching. I looked at the chat and it was just me and a cat.'
'The server shut down at 3 a. m. and I had to go to bed with a raging head and a dead dream.'
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The worst kind of FOMO when you wake up too late to say good morning to anyone and it's noon for them while you're still in your pajamas like a baby.
'I tried to message my friend but she was already at work. I was still in my socks.'
'I woke up at 11 and my friend had already left for lunch. I looked like a ghost.'
'I missed the whole day because I was still half asleep and my friend was already at the office.'
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That secret advantage West Coast teams have over East Coast teams because they play games at a time when East Coast people are either passed out or still at work. It’s like the West Coast has a magic hour to win.
'West Coast team wins at 10 p. m. while the East Coast is already asleep.'
'They play at 10 and the East Coast is still in their pajamas.'
'The West Coast team wins because the East Coast is already at work and doesn’t care.'
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When West Coast basketball teams get to play at a normal time while East Coast teams are up at 10 p. m. trying to watch a game they’re too tired to care about. It’s like the West Coast is getting extra help.
'The West Coast team plays at 7 p. m. and the East Coast is still in their pajamas.'
'They play at 7 and the East Coast is already at work.'
'West Coast wins because the East Coast is too tired to watch.'
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