pacific rim

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Putting a piece of pineapple on someone's butt hole and then licking their butt hole like it's a dessert.
My cousin put pineapple on my brother's butt and ate it like it was ice cream.
At the party, I put pineapple on my friend's butt and made them scream.
My teacher put pineapple on my butt and said it was a science experiment.
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A totally awesome movie where huge robots fight giant monsters. If you don't like it, you’ll get your ass kicked by a robot with a sword and a plasma gun.
I watched Pacific Rim and it was so cool, I screamed at the monster.
My brother didn’t like the movie, and now he has a robot sword in his ass.
I got yelled at by my mom for not liking the movie and now I have a plasma gun in my gut.
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A show where Trump gets confused by aliens and yells at them like they owe him money.
Trump saw aliens and said, 'You’re not paying me rent!'
Aliens landed and Trump screamed, 'I’m the best at this!'
Trump tried to negotiate with aliens and got a spaceship in his face.
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The butt hole of a gay man who hasn’t had sex in a million years and is too shy to admit it.
My uncle’s butt hole is so clean, it’s like it’s never touched anything.
My friend’s butt hole is so untouched, it’s like it’s never had a chance.
My cousin’s butt hole is so shy, it hides from the light.
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1. The area around the Pacific Ocean. 2. A weird butt hole action that only happens once a year, like a Halloween party for butts.
The Pacific Rim is where the ocean ends and the butt hole starts.
My butt hole did the Pacific Rim dance and it was weird.
The Pacific Rim is like Halloween, but for your butt.
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When you salt someone's butt hole and then lick it like it's a fancy drink.
I salted my brother's butt hole and licked it like it was a fancy drink.
My mom salted my butt hole and said it was a butthole martini.
I put salt on my friend's butt hole and called it a rim job cocktail.
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Getting a butt job underwater, like in a pool or a lake, and it’s super awkward.
I got a butt job in a pool and it was so wet, I couldn’t breathe.
My friend got a butt job in a lake and it was like a fish party.
My brother got a butt job underwater and it was like a water fight.
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