Pacific Railroad Crash

Naked people line up like idiots. The first one stands there like a dumbass. The rest back up and crash into him like a meatball toss. They all jam their junk up their butts and scream like they’re getting stabbed.

Naked people make a line. One stays still like he’s trying to be cool. The rest crash into him like a train wreck. They all stick their junk up their butts and howl like they’re dying.

Naked people line up. One stands there like a statue. The rest crash into him like they’re mad. They all jam their junk up their butts and scream like they’re on fire.