pacific palisades

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Pacific Palisades, or Pali, is a tiny town stuck between Santa Monica, Malibu, and Brentwood. It thinks it's fancy, but most of the kids there learn to surf by 7 and wear Ralph Lauren like it's a religion.
My mom moved here because she thought it was 'chic' but it's just a bunch of rich kids with no life.
Why do we have to wear Polo shirts every day? It's not even cool anymore.
I got in trouble for wearing jeans instead of a blazer. What is wrong with people here?
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A rich, snobby, white neighborhood in West LA where everyone thinks they're the best. The security guards there are called Palisades Patrol, and they're way too lazy to do their job.
The Palisades Patrol let a bunch of kids smoke weed at 4 am and just stood there like they were on a coffee break.
My friend got a ticket for walking to the store at 3 am and the cop was from the Palisades Patrol.
They’re so lazy, they didn’t even stop us when we crashed a party in the Riviera.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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The coolest neighborhood in Pearl City, where the even cooler kids live. It’s like the VIP section of the city.
My friend moved to the Palisades and now thinks he’s a celebrity.
I tried to move there but my mom said it’s too expensive and I have to wear Polo shirts.
The kids in the Palisades don’t even know what a normal person is.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A super rich area in West LA where the kids go to fancy schools like Harvard Westlake and Wildwood. It’s basically a celebrity playground with neighborhoods like the Riviera, the Highlands, and Marquez.
My cousin lives in the Highlands and she thinks her house is the best in the whole Palisades.
I went to a party in the Riviera and the food was better than my mom’s cooking.
Marquez is the nicest part because it's right by the beach and everyone there is cool.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A place between Malibu and Santa Monica that’s full of rich kids and celebrities. The locals are proud of being from P-Town, but the real fun happens outside of school.
I went to a party in the Highlands and it was way better than anything in the Riviera.
I don’t like the Riviera because it’s too rich and I can’t go anywhere without wearing a Polo shirt.
The Huntington is in the middle, and it's kind of cool because it's not too rich or too boring.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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All these definitions are total trash, probably written by tourists or old farts who think they're fancy. The real Palisades has lazy cops, druggies at Village Green, and kids who smoke weed in Starbucks.
The Palisades Patrol doesn’t even do their job. I saw them walking around at 4 am and they didn’t do anything.
Village Green is like Stoner Island. Everyone there smokes weed and takes pills.
I’ve seen people having sex in the Starbucks bathroom and no one cares.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A rich suburb next to Santa Monica, and it is the worst place to live if you're a teen. It’s full of snobby celebrities, little kids who go to private school, and zero fun.
My friend lives there and he’s stuck in a private school with no life.
The kids in the Palisades think they’re cool because they wear Polo shirts and live in fancy houses.
There’s no nightlife, just soccer moms and old grandmas shopping at the market.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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