Pacific pacifier

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When you dive into the Pacific and your flabby schlong gets soaked by the sea and you end up giving a fishy face-fuck.
I swam in the Pacific and my dong was so salty it tasted like a dead crab.
My buddy got a Pacific pacifier and it was like getting a mouthful of seaweed and regret.
I tried to impress my girlfriend by swimming in the ocean, but I ended up giving her a fishy blow job.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you go for a swim in the Pacific and your saggy cock gets soaked and you end up giving a wet, watery blowjob.
My cock got so salty from the Pacific I could’ve drowned a shrimp.
I went for a swim and ended up giving my girlfriend a Pacific pacifier that smelled like a fish market.
I tried to look cool in the ocean, but my dong got so salty I had to blow my buddy a seawater kiss.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you swim in the Pacific and your limp sausage gets soaked and you end up giving a salty, soggy mouth job.
I swam in the Pacific and my cock turned into a soggy hot dog.
My friend got a Pacific pacifier and it was like eating a wet sock full of salt.
I went for a swim and ended up giving my girlfriend a salty mouth job that made her cough up seaweed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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