Pacific Ocean Morning Breath

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That gross fog that rolls in like it’s late for class and decides to sit on your face all morning before the sun yells at it to leave.

The fog hit me like my grandpa’s breath after breakfast.

It was so thick I could’ve used it to wipe my ass.

I had to shout at my coffee to wake it up.

When the sky looks like it’s wearing a dirty shirt and the sun shows up late just to laugh at it.

The sky was so lazy it didn’t even bother to shine.

The sun came in like it was late for work.

I watched the clouds argue with the sun for ten minutes.

That stupid fog that drapes itself over everything like it’s the king of the morning and you’re just a peasant trying to get to work.

The fog was so thick I felt like I was walking through my grandma’s closet.

I swear the fog had a coffee addiction and it was roasting me.

I walked five blocks and the fog was still hanging around like it owned me.