Pacific Ocean

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The biggest ocean in the world. It's so big that if you're a clueless idiot, you'll get lost and probably end up eating a sandwich while crying in the middle of nowhere.

My cousin tried to sail across the Pacific and ended up lost for three days. He had to eat a cold sandwich and cry like a baby.

I told my friend he could navigate the Pacific. He got lost and sent me a DM: 'I’m eating a sandwich and I hate life.'

The Pacific is so big, even GPS gives up and starts crying.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When it's summer on the West Coast and the clouds are so lazy they sit on the sun like it's a couch and won't let it shine until later.

The clouds in Oregon are like my grandma, lazy and slow to get up.

I woke up to a cloudy sky in Northern California and thought the sun had died.

The Pacific coast is so lazy, the clouds block the sun like they’re doing their taxes.

by Slangipedia 6d ago