pacific northwest mudslide

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It’s like the Alaskan pipeline got drunk and threw up in the Pacific Northwest. It’s the mudslide version of a food fight.
My neighbor’s house slid into a ditch like it was trying to escape a jailbreak.
The road looked like a pancake stack after the mudslide hit.
The cat ran away from the mud like it was a fire drill.
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It’s when the Alaskan pipeline starts crying and the Pacific Northwest swallows it whole. It’s the mudslide version of a bad breakup.
The mudslide came like a bad ex and took half the town with it.
My car got buried in mud like it was in a tomb.
The dog dug a hole and got stuck in the mud like it was a trap.
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It’s the Alaskan pipeline giving the Pacific Northwest a wedgie and then getting covered in mud. It’s the mudslide version of a toddler tantrum.
The mudslide knocked over a tree like it was a domino effect.
The street turned into a slurry and people got stuck like they were in a blender.
The kid’s bike got stuck in the mud and he cried like it was the end of the world.
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