Pacific Northwest

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A place where Oregon and Washington live, along with parts of British Columbia. It's got cities like Seattle, Vancouver, Portland, and Tacoma, but it's mostly filled with trees, fish, and people who are either very rich or very broke. It’s also where serial killers go to work, and prostitutes go to die, and Gary Ridgeway, Robert Pickton, and Ted Bundy are just the most famous ones who made it a little more gruesome.
“I moved to Seattle and immediately got a job at a murder scene. It’s like a full-time gig.”, @SeattleMurdah
“I dated a prostitute in Vancouver, and she had a serial killer ex. Now I live in fear.”, @VancouverVibes
“I got a degree in Forensic Science just so I could understand why so many people die in the Pacific Northwest.”, @NorthwestMystery
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Oregon and Washington. That’s it. Two states that are kind of stuck together by rain, trees, and a bunch of people who think they’re in a movie.
“I live in Oregon, and I think Washington is just a place where people go to get famous.”, @OregonPride
“Washington is just Oregon with better traffic.”, @WashingtonRant
“I moved from Oregon to Washington, and now I feel like I got a promotion, but I still live in a forest.”, @TreeLife
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A region so wet it could drown the Alaskan Pipeline. When it gets too soggy, the pipeline turns into a giant mudslide, and the Pacific Northwest is just the aftermath of that mess.
“I tried to build a house in the Pacific Northwest, and it turned into a mudslide. Now I live in a ditch.”, @DitchLife
“The Alaskan Pipeline is melting. The Pacific Northwest is now a giant mud puddle. I’m going to drown.”, @MudPuddleMan
“I live in Vancouver, and it rains so much I think my house is going to turn into a mudslide.”, @VancityWet
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