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It's when the Alaskan Pipeline starts to sputter like a drunk man on a trampoline and then turns into a giant poop storm in the Pacific Northwest.
My cousin said the pipeline was melting like a lard butt in the sun.
The news said it was the worst mudslide since the day Jesus took a dump on Mount Sinai.
My dog ran away screaming like he saw a ghost during the mudslide.