Pacific Mudslide

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It's when the Alaskan Pipeline starts to sputter like a drunk man on a trampoline and then turns into a giant poop storm in the Pacific Northwest.
My cousin said the pipeline was melting like a lard butt in the sun.
The news said it was the worst mudslide since the day Jesus took a dump on Mount Sinai.
My dog ran away screaming like he saw a ghost during the mudslide.
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You wipe your sweaty butt on someone's face while you're shitting your pants like a confused goldfish.
My mom did that to my brother and he cried like a baby with a broken leg.
At school, my friend wiped his butt on the principal's face during lunch.
I did that to my math teacher and got a D for the rest of the year.
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