pacific missouri

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A town where meth is the main course and teenage pregnancy is the side dish. People here think wearing a mullet is a trend and have no idea who Taylor Swift is. Most of them have no teeth and probably did time for stealing pizza.

My cousin moved here and now he thinks being a meth head is a career choice.

My mom said the local school has a dance where everyone wears neon and eats Pop-Tarts for lunch.

I saw a guy here who looked like he was part of a horror movie and had a tattoo that said 'I survived the '80s.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A place where the only fashion trend is ‘80s hair and nobody knows what a phone is. People here have no teeth, smoke everywhere, and think being a sex offender is a badge of honor.

My uncle got married here and now has three kids and a job at the local gas station.

I went to a party and saw a kid wearing a fanny pack and a neon shirt that said ‘I heart meth.’

The local diner serves greasy food and no one uses forks.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A town where everyone is either too high on meth or too busy having incest to care about anything else. The people here think wearing a neon shirt is a fashion statement and have no idea who Selena Gomez is.

My cousin got pregnant at 14 and now works at the local gas station.

I went to a family reunion and saw my uncle’s cousin’s kid’s kid’s cousin’s kid doing a dance with a neon shirt on.

My mom said the local high school has a ‘Hair Battle’ every week where kids wear the highest hair they can.

by Slangipedia 1d ago