pacific middle school

Lightskin 1: I’m so cute and boujee omg White girl: But didn’t you call yourself ugly two days ago??

PCMS is a school where the teachers are all feminist powerhouses and will write you up if you say anything even slightly offensive about women. If you say something like "Women are on the same level as men" you will get written up.

You know you go to PGMS when you are addicted to the cookies and your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane.

You know you go to PGMS when you have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who can’t say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.

You know you go to PGMS when the popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class and the band kicks ass.

You know you go to PGMS when your school has an elevator and you drop at my feet in awe.

You know you go to PGMS when you have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.

You know you go to PGMS when people are very competitive in bingo and there are stripper poles in the woodshop room.

You know you go to PGMS when there is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher’s room and babies are to be placed on shelves.

You know you go to PGMS when your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.