pacific mall

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Pacific Mall is a giant Asian mall in Toronto that smells like old noodles and bad hair. It’s packed with Chinese kids who think they’re the next big thing.
My cousin got lost in the mall and came out with 100 CDs and a headache.
I saw a guy try to haggle with a robot and got yelled at by the robot.
My mom went in and came out with 12 bubble tea flavors and a new wardrobe.
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Pacific Mall is a cursed place where Chinese women run stop signs like it's a game and Civics honk like they're in a war.
I got stuck behind a Civics with 'MUGEN POWERED' on it and a grandma who didn't know what a stop sign was.
My friend got hit by a car because a Chinese lady didn't know how to brake.
I had to honk my horn 10 times to get through the mall parking lot.
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Pacific Mall is a place where Asians go to waste money on bubble tea and stupid clothes while non-Asians get ripped off like they're in a scam.
I spent $50 on a shirt and a bag and my non-Asian friend got charged double.
My cousin bought 100 DVDs and now can't fit in his pants.
My brother took 3 hours in the arcade and came out with 200 dollars in debt.
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