pacific league

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a bunch of Japanese baseball teams that fight like angry raccoons every season, also called PL

My cousin joined the Chiba Lotte Marines and now he’s too busy fighting with the Buffaloes to come home.

The Hawks and Lions had a brawl during a game that ended with someone peeing on the field.

I told my teacher the PL was like a wrestling match with cleats, and she gave me a D for being too loud.

the Japanese baseball league where the teams are so competitive they would rather lose a tooth than lose a game

The Orix BlueWave once kicked a fan in the face because he yelled too loud during a play.

My friend’s dad used to be a Nippon Ham Fighter and still talks about it like it was the best day of his life.

The Buffaloes and Marines had a 3-hour argument over who was better, and it ended with someone throwing a hot dog at a referee.

a baseball league in Japan where the teams are so trashy they fight like they’re in a bar and someone spilled a drink

The Lions and Hawks got into a fight over a missed catch, and it turned into a full-on street brawl.

My uncle used to play for the Seibu Lions and still has a scar from a Buffaloes fan who threw a beer can at him.

The Marines and Lotte had a game where the fans were louder than the players, and the whole stadium was a mess.