Pacific Cooler

I drank a Pacific Cooler and now my lunch is a crime scene.

That Pacific Cooler was so good, my dog ate my homework.

I tried to hide the Pacific Cooler in my backpack, but it screamed like a kid in a clown car.

I drank a Pacific Cooler and my tongue got a raise.

My sister said the Pacific Cooler was the best thing since socks with holes.

I drank a Pacific Cooler and now my tongue is a celebrity.

That Pacific Cooler was like a middle finger to my boring Monday.

I drank a Pacific Cooler and it told my life it was ugly.

My teacher said the Pacific Cooler was the worst thing since my brother’s hair.