Pacific City

I’d die for a burger in Pacific City. No, I’d die for a burger in Pacific City twice.

Pacific City is like heaven, but with more sand and fewer rules.

If I had to live anywhere else, I’d be dead by now. Probably from sadness.

Pacific City is the only place I’d ever move to. Unless the move was free.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza than live anywhere else. Pacific City is that pizza.

If I could live there, I’d probably never come back. Unless I needed more snacks.

Even my grandma said Pacific City was nice. She also said I was annoying, but that’s a different story.

I gave it five stars. My dog gave it ten.

The only place where even my mom would take a selfie. And she hates selfies.