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A stupid word that an idiot uses when they really mean specific, but they don't know how to say it properly.

'I want a pacific type of pizza,' said the guy who didn't know what a pepperoni was.

'Pacific is the only way to describe my mood this morning,' said the kid who spilled his cereal.

'I need a pacific answer,' said the teacher who was clearly tired of stupid questions.

That big blue ocean that separates Asia and Australia from the Americas. It's also where the dumbest people live, like Hawaii.

'I'm going to move to the Pacific,' said the guy who didn't know where he was going.

'The Pacific is just a giant ocean with no idea what it's doing,' said the kid who got lost in it.

'The Pacific is so big, even fish get lost in it,' said the man who had no idea what fish were.

The West Coast. That part of the country where everyone is too cool to care about the rest of the country.

'I'm from the Pacific,' said the kid who didn't know what the East Coast was.

'The West Coast is the best coast,' said the person who had never been to the East Coast.

'The Pacific is where cool people live,' said the guy who still used a flip phone.

Exact, particular. A word that is used by people who think they're fancy.

'I want a pacific type of burger,' said the guy who didn't know what a cheeseburger was.

'Pacific is the only way to describe my mood this morning,' said the kid who spilled his cereal.

'I need a pacific answer,' said the teacher who was clearly tired of stupid questions.

A bunch of people who think violence is bad, but they don't know how to fight, and they always pick the wrong side in every war.

'I'm a pacifist,' said the guy who got beat up by a kid who had no idea what a pacifist was.

'I hate violence, but I still took the side of the bad guys,' said the person who had no idea what they were doing.

'Pacifism is just a fancy word for being a coward,' said the guy who ran away from a fight.

All the countries in the Pacific Ocean and around it. Including dumb countries like Papua New Guinea and people who think California is a country.

'I live in the Pacific,' said the guy who didn't know what the Pacific was.

'Papua New Guinea is part of the Pacific,' said the person who had no idea where Papua New Guinea was.

'California is in the Pacific,' said the kid who thought it was a country.

A stupid Ebonics spelling of 'specifically,' used by people who think they're cool and don't know how to spell properly.

'I'm being pacific,' said the guy who didn't know what 'specifically' meant.

'Pacific is the only way to describe my mood,' said the kid who spilled his cereal again.

'I'm being pacific about this,' said the person who had no idea what 'specifically' meant.