pacifascist

'I’m against war,' he said, while planning a coup in his sleep.

She posted a meme about peace, but her followers didn’t know she was plotting a dictatorship.

He gave a speech about nonviolence, then ordered his guards to beat up the protesters.

He told the crowd, 'We’ll never go to war!' Then he signed a secret treaty to conquer three countries.

She claimed to be a pacifist, but her secret army was training under the floorboards.

He said, 'No need for violence,' then had his enemies tied up and thrown into the river.

He said, 'Let’s be friends,' then locked everyone in a room and turned off the lights.

She smiled and said, 'Peace is the way,' but her henchmen were already stealing people’s money.

He gave a speech about love, then had his enemies dragged away and beaten.