Paciencia

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A tough, smart, and slightly insane woman who has survived everything from bad relationships to bad hair days. She’s the kind of woman who can laugh in your face and still beat you at chess.
My mom is Paciencia. She kicked my dad out and still wears his old hat to work.
Paciencia is the only person who can make me cry while eating pizza.
She told my brother to stop being a crybaby or she’d throw him out the window.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman who has seen things and survived things that would make a superhero blush. She’s got more grit than a bag of rocks and can take a punch like it’s nothing.
Paciencia survived three divorces, a cat that hates her, and a lifetime of bad decisions.
She told my cousin to stop being a drama queen or she’d put him in a blender.
Paciencia once yelled at a traffic light and it changed colors just to shut her up.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman who has been through hell and came back with a smile, a few broken bones, and a whole lot of attitude. She’s the kind of woman who can take your lunch money and still say you look good.
Paciencia took my brother’s lunch money and then gave it back to him with a note that said, 'You’re still ugly.'
She’s the reason my dad left the house and why my brother now lives in a tree.
Paciencia once fought a chicken in the grocery store and won.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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