Paciderm

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A big clumsy animal that eats plants and acts like it's been hit by a truck.

My cousin's a paciderm. He eats salad and still can't fit into his pants.

That guy at the zoo is a paciderm. He looks like he's been sleeping for a decade.

I dated a paciderm once. She ate my sandwich and called me a bad influence.

A walking blob that chows down on leaves like they're the last pizza in the world.

My dog is a paciderm. He eats my homework and still gets fat.

That hippo is a paciderm. He's like a soggy biscuit that won't stop chewing.

My uncle is a paciderm. He eats tacos and still calls me lazy.

A giant, slow, plant-munching beast that doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘hustle.’

My teacher is a paciderm. She lectures for hours and still can’t explain math.

That elephant is a paciderm. He eats bananas and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

My grandma is a paciderm. She eats pie and calls me a ‘disgrace to the family.’