Paciano

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A total looker who thinks he’s the main character. Has a heart bigger than his ego. Loves making people feel good, but only if they don’t interrupt his nap. Works like a beast but can turn into a sloth if you blink. Got eyes that could melt ice and a smile that could light up a funeral. Inside he’s a mess, but he’d rather die than admit it.
"You’re my favorite human. Now shut up so I can take a nap."
He cried at a commercial but laughed at a pigeon stealing a sandwich.
He texted me at 3 a. m. just to say he was sad. I didn’t ask why.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who laughs at his own jokes, even when no one else does. Drinks like a fish, parties like it’s his job, and still believes Tupac is out there somewhere fighting for him. Could talk your ear off about football and still manage to be the funniest person in the room.
"I drank so much last night, I think I talked to Tupac. He said he’s still alive."
He made a 20-minute speech about why the Ravens are better than the Chiefs. No one cared.
He laughed at his own joke so hard, he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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