Paci dropper

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So good it makes the kid spit out his paci like it was a dirty sock.
The pizza arrived and my nephew dropped his paci like it was a cursed object.
The first bite of cake made my kid throw his pacifier like it was a rival in a fight.
The ice cream truck showed up and my baby dropped his paci like it was a bad joke.
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The kind of thing that makes the baby forget he even had a pacifier.
The toy came out and my kid forgot he had a pacifier in his mouth.
The baby saw the dog and dropped his pacifier like it was a stupid habit.
The baby heard a laugh and forgot his pacifier was even there.
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So good it makes the kid drop the paci like it was a bad deal.
The baby tasted the cookie and dropped his paci like it was a bad bargain.
The baby got a hug and dropped his paci like it was a failed relationship.
The baby saw the balloon and dropped his paci like it was a terrible choice.
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The kind of thing that makes the baby drop the paci and scream like he was wronged.
The baby tasted the candy and dropped his paci and screamed like he was cheated.
The baby saw the toy and dropped his paci and screamed like it was a crime.
The baby got a tickle and dropped his paci and screamed like it was a betrayal.
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So good it makes the baby drop the paci like it was a dead rat.
The baby tasted the soup and dropped his paci like it was a dead rat.
The baby saw the movie and dropped his paci like it was a corpse.
The baby got a slap and dropped his paci like it was a body bag.
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The kind of thing that makes the baby drop the paci and say goodbye for good.
The baby tasted the cake and dropped his paci and said goodbye like it was forever.
The baby saw the airplane and dropped his paci and said goodbye like he was leaving for good.
The baby got a kiss and dropped his paci and said goodbye like he was moving away.
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