Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you see a fat white guy with a month as his name and you wanna die

I saw Steve March and I almost threw up

My cousin's named April June and he looks like a donut

I can't stand the sight of Bob November anymore

2

The terror of big white guys who are named after months and make you want to scream

Why does every month have to be a fat guy?!

I saw July August and I lost it

My teacher is named February and I hate him

3

When you get so mad at fat white guys named after months you start cussing and yelling

I saw October November and I yelled 'I hate you!'

My uncle is called September and he's a meatball

I cussed at May June and it felt good

4

The worst thing ever is seeing a fat white man named after a month and you wanna punch him

I saw April March and I wanted to hit him

My friend's named May and he's a pig

I saw September October and I said 'you're a mess'

5

It’s the agony of seeing a big white guy with a month name and you want to cry

I saw June July and I cried in my soup

My neighbor is named August and he's a giant

I saw March April and I just broke down

6

When a fat white man with a month name walks in and you lose your mind

I saw May June and I lost it completely

My brother is named February and I can't stand him

I saw March April and I went crazy