Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stripper girlfriend who looks like a goddess but acts like a f***ing queen.

I saw Pachi at the club and my brain exploded.

My ex called me and said Pachi is hotter than me.

I asked Pachi to be my girlfriend and she said I was average.

2

That fluff on your arm that people grab like it’s a f***ing trophy.

My buddy grabs my pachi every time he sees me.

I told my sister to stop touching my pachi like it’s a damn cookie.

That guy at the gym grabs my pachi and I want to kill him.

3

Pachi is the f***ing weeb friend who carries soap like it’s a holy relic and talks about the number nine like it’s the end of the world.

Pachi showed up with soap and said the number nine is sacred.

She cried when I didn’t know the number nine was important.

I asked her why she carried soap and she said it was sacred.

4

The f***ing coolest guy who knows more bands than you and will make you feel like a f***ing idiot if you don’t.

Pachi told me he knows 100 bands and I only know 3.

He asked me if I knew the band ‘Bleach’ and I said no.

He said I was a f***ing dweeb for not knowing that band.

5

A woman with a soft belly that you want to pinch like it’s a damn apple.

I saw Pachi and I wanted to pinch her belly like it was a snack.

She walked by and I said, ‘that belly is perfect.’

She laughed when I said her belly was like an apple.

6

When you spray someone with liquid while spinning like a f***ing lunatic.

I sprayed my brother with liquid and he screamed.

Pachi sprayed me and I looked like a mess.

My friend spun around and sprayed me like a f***ing madman.

7

The best person who is so cool that even the f***ing moon looks jealous.

Pachi is so cool that even the moon said, ‘I want to be him.’

I told my friend that Pachi is the best and he believed me.

He is so good that I want to be him for life.